I recently returned from a vacation in Ireland, traveling with two of my three sisters and one of my uncles. We originally landed in the country for the Emerald Isle Classic (What? Oh, right, like you wouldn’t travel to a foreign country to watch two American college football teams play), and after the game we departed Dublin for a few days in Galway.
Obviously on this trip I picked up new! and improved! travel tips since my last international adventure, and I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t share:
The Most Amazing and Useful Travel Tips You’ll Ever Encounter. Maybe.
1. Having a friend who works for United call ahead to tell your flight crew that you and your sister are on board is a gift from God.
2. Also a gift is all the free wine you can drink! Not a gift from God, though, just from amazing flight attendants.
3. Kindles are magic.
4. Frankfort airport spaetzel is magic.
5. Getting stranded in the Frankfort airport for 18 hours and missing a day in Dublin because of a half-day Lufthansa airline strike is not magic.
6. Even though it’s the same price as in the states, buy yourself some perfume at Duty Free. Even if it means almost missing your flight to Newark. Your olfactory system will thank you.
7. This sign is NOT saying you should not play vertical bowling at the Cliffs of Moher:
(photo courtesy of Sister #2)
8. Though it probably should.
9. If you take a bus tour to the Cliffs of Moher, get Desmond as your driver. You will not regret it.
10. Galway Hooker is not what you think it is. Unless you think it’s beer. Then it totally is what you think it is. And you probably didn’t snicker like a 13-year-old boy just now like I did.
11. If you’re in the market for a castle, Ireland is probably a good place to find one.
12. Tea and toast should be standard at every meal.
13. So should sausage rolls.
14. Your body clock will probably never fully adjust to the time change, which means you’ll have so much energy at 3 a.m. that jumping out of bed to merengue around your hotel room will sound like a divine idea.
15. When you finally fall asleep at 3:30 a.m., having not merengued because you’ve realized you don’t actually know how to merengue, though you do know how to make a meringue, but that’s completely not worth getting out of bed for, you will be woken up at 7 a.m. by the delivery of beer kegs to the bar beneath your hotel.
16. It will be the only time in your life you are angry at beer.
17. International flights that take place during waking hours suck.
18. Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp, is an OK movie.
19. It only eats up 2 hours of the 8-hour flight, however.
20. Which kind of sucks.
21. Which means I highly recommend taking overnight flights.
22. If you’re so inclined.
Remember these tips, my friends, and your travel life will be all the more wonderful. And as always, you’re welcome.
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