That, my friends, is a pig. And that, in his mouth, is a can of beer.
He looks rather looks joyous, no?
There’s a place called the Domino Club on St. Croix where, for a nominal fee, you can feed a pig a beer.
Before you go calling PETA, don’t worry, the beer is non-alcoholic. It used to be the regular, full-octane kind, but apparently drunk pigs stumbling about is just not cool.
Gotta keep it classy, you know.
*According to the employees at the Domino Club, they don’t actually eat the pigs. (I’m sure they eat other pigs, just not these ones.) They’re too much like pets, they told me, and eating them would just be weird.