Because nothing says slinky dresses and well-cut tuxedos walking the red carpet like shoveling Polish dumplings in your mouth. That is, when you’ve taken a break from stuffing your face with delicious, smoky kielbasa.
And yes, before you ask, the pierogi were homemade. And yes, before you ask, I made them myself. And yes, before you ask, I am a rock star.
And yes, you can come over any time and I’ll make some for you, too.
Slinky dresses and well-cut tuxedos not required.