Discovery #1: Running when it’s ass hot outside is not my raison d’etre. In fact, it blows.
Discovery #2: The running shoes I wear are available on Amazon.com, and for a fuck of a lot cheaper than I paid for my first pair. This is good because I need a new pair, and who doesn’t love saving a buck?
Discovery #3: When in doubt, turn on some Lupe Fiasco.
Discovery #4: Also, I’m taking suggestions for songs to add to my running mix. GO.
Discovery #5: Individual bottles of Barefoot merlot may be God’s greatest invention. No, that has nothing to do with running, but I just wanted to let you know.
Discovery #6: Sometimes, when you don’t want to make a g-d fool of yourself while running a race, you have to fit your training in when you can, which sometimes means getting up at fool o’clock in the morning because there’s no other time to do it.
Discovery #7: Getting up at fool o’clock in the morning to go running sucks.
Discovery #8: I should have taken up cycling. Fuck.