training report part III: hello? anybody out there?

11 Jul

*tap*tap*tap*

Is this thing on?

Hello? Hel—

Wait.

What is that?

<recoils slightly at sight of  a mechanical running machine>

And THAT?!

<stares in horror at a sidewalk>

And those?

<points to a dirty looking pair of gym shoes languishing in a corner>

I’m supposed to…what? Do what with those things?

…..

So let me get this straight. I’m supposed to put down the gimlet and back away slowly? Have you seen the thermometer lately? Do you know how much I dislike humi—…

….

What do you mean you don’t care? What do you mean I need to get my ass in gear.

<excessive grumbling>

Fine.

FINE.

Cruel to be kind MY ASS.

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One Response to “training report part III: hello? anybody out there?”

  1. Emma July 11, 2011 at 11:42 AM #

    When you put down that gimlet, make sure you put it down by me. I’ll, uh, take care of it.

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