Is this thing on?
What is that?
<recoils slightly at sight of a mechanical running machine>
<stares in horror at a sidewalk>
<points to a dirty looking pair of gym shoes languishing in a corner>
I’m supposed to…what? Do what with those things?
So let me get this straight. I’m supposed to put down the gimlet and back away slowly? Have you seen the thermometer lately? Do you know how much I dislike humi—…
What do you mean you don’t care? What do you mean I need to get my ass in gear.
Cruel to be kind MY ASS.