Happy Voting Day!
Wait, did you know that it was voting day?
Because I didn’t.
That’s a lie.
How could I not be aware? This is DC, for Christ’s sake. We’re hit with ads from Virginia AND Maryland.
I’m actually very excited for voting day today, and do you know why?
(No offense to my friend HO, whose job it is to make political ads. Poor girl has—no joke—essentially been living at the office for the past three months.)
I don’t care which side of the political spectrum you find yourself. All I ask is that you listen to Lady Miss Kier.