For those of you who do not know, we are currently in the middle of Lent. And while I know I’m supposed to be all humble and whatnot and keep my Lenten promises to myself and not make a big deal out of it so as not to appear righteous or conceited or better-than-thou or anything of the like, because I don’t think I’m better-than-thou, I think you’re pretty spectacular and amazing, but can I just tell you I gave up pizza for Lent?
And I’ll just leave it at that.
GAH.
I won’t tell you what I’m having for dinner tonight then.
ARRRRGGHHHH. I want to know. But don’t tell me. Wait, no, tell me. No, don’t.
GAH.